Several entertainment critics have already reviewed Eli Stone, ABC's new legal drama, and find it either "quirky" and original, or run of the mill, or truly awful. I vote for truly awful, for a number of reasons.
Eli Stone is an associate at a white shoe firm in San Francisco, rapidly on the way up, engaged to the boss's daughter. Everything looks great. Then he starts seeing and hearing things, and his life falls apart. In an attempt to keep control, he refuses to tell his managing partner about the problem, which turns out to be an inoperable brain aneurysm (his brother, the doctor, gives the diagnosis. If I had been the patient, much as I love and trust my brother, I would have gone for a second opinion. And then a third). The condition causes hallucinations that make it nearly impossible for him to work, causing all sorts of havoc for him and his clients, and ultimately the firm. While we are, I suppose, supposed to find his visions meaningful--he certainly does--I would be profoundly disturbed to discover that MY attorney was having visions. And I would certainly be unhappy to discover that he hadn't told his firm, and that he was continuing to practice.
First, what seems at first glance to be original about the show has actually been tried, with more success by others, including David E. Kelley. Eli, the lead character, hears voices and music (mostly George Michael's) and sees people and events that aren't there. Remember David E. Kelley's Ally McBeal? She heard and saw things that weren't there. Remember the character of Billy, Ally's old love? He suffered from a brain tumor. Remember John Cage? He loved Barry White. Put them all together and you have Eli's situation. Others have also tried the dramedy musical before Eli Stone, without much success (remember Stephen Bochco's Cop Rock?)
Eli's discovery of his brain aneurysm puts him in a quandary--how long does he have to live? He decides to re-evaluate his life. So far, so good--but the idea that the main character should re-evaluate his life and his beliefs is hardly new. Even the notion that a lawyer, a corporate lawyer (the ultimate symbol of the bad actor, and I mean that figuratively, not literally), should do so in the face of physical stress is hardly new. Think only of the film Regarding Henry.
So many of the supporting characters are cliches. The pretty girlfriend lawyer, even though she seems to be quite nice, is a standard--and she actually dumps him in an early episode when she discovers he's ill. Nasty. The flaky female first year associate is a cliche. When is Hollywood going to forego giving us a choice between capable female lawyers who cannot commit to both relationships and successful careers or idiot female lawyers, by the way? The smart-aleck but capable black female secretary (Loretta Devine, who is wasted in the role) is overdone. The Chinese acupuncturist who isn't really all that Chinese (educated at UC Berkeley and with a fake accent, solely for the cultural tourists)--overdone, and insulting. Even Eli's family is a cliche. He has a brother, who is a physician, and who indulges in his own conflicts of interests (and lies) by certifying Eli as fit for work. Oh dear.
Eli's aneurysm is the McGuffin that sends him out on his intellectual and emotional makeover. After a talk with Dr. Chin, the acupuncurist, he "discovers" that he might be a prophet, singled out to bring hope to the people by taking on the important cases, the ones that matter to the little people. During the discussion he objects that he doesn't believe in God, and Dr. Chin responds, "Sure you do--you believe in right and wrong," in other words, in the natural world, and in people, and in justice. Finally--something vaguely original. By this I mean the outing of Eli. He's a non-believer. Non-believers are not exactly thick on the ground on television these days, and haven't ever been easy to find. I think the last one was Ted Danson's Becker. Of course, the idea is that atheism ultimately is bad, since it's linked with corporate greed. This is something the writers should work on, but probably will not. Equating atheism, and corporate lawyering, and White Shoe law firms, is a cheap shot. Over and over, we get the message from these writers that only spirituality can save Eli, or indeed, anyone, from evil (read "lawyering"). One must believe in something, else one is Bad.
The scripts only get worse. As he gets religion, and discovers he's a prophet, Eli switches sides and represents the downtrodden, regardless of the fact that he's usually conflicted out of such representation. He manages--magically--to win these cases, proving, I suppose, that with right, and the right dose of goodness, on your side, you can win against the bad guys. This may be the message that the viewing audience wants to see and hear these days. It is by no means accurate, and it gives the impression that the "right thinking" lawyer who hear choirs singing but fails to understand the Model Rules does his client a big favor. Eli, whose ongoing conversion should show him the way, does nothing but lie about his health and his motives--to his supervisor, to his girlfriend, to his clients, and to himself. In this week's episode, he's being reported to the disciplinary commission, and none too soon.
I would have thought that this dreadful series would have been cancelled after the second week, but it's still on. I think it's because of the underlying message of religion and redemption. This show is not really about reclaiming the law. It's about reclaiming life. For people who need that message, Eli Stone should serve nicely. For the rest of us, it's back to Boston Legal, and maybe, Shark.
Eli Stone is an associate at a white shoe firm in San Francisco, rapidly on the way up, engaged to the boss's daughter. Everything looks great. Then he starts seeing and hearing things, and his life falls apart. In an attempt to keep control, he refuses to tell his managing partner about the problem, which turns out to be an inoperable brain aneurysm (his brother, the doctor, gives the diagnosis. If I had been the patient, much as I love and trust my brother, I would have gone for a second opinion. And then a third). The condition causes hallucinations that make it nearly impossible for him to work, causing all sorts of havoc for him and his clients, and ultimately the firm. While we are, I suppose, supposed to find his visions meaningful--he certainly does--I would be profoundly disturbed to discover that MY attorney was having visions. And I would certainly be unhappy to discover that he hadn't told his firm, and that he was continuing to practice.
First, what seems at first glance to be original about the show has actually been tried, with more success by others, including David E. Kelley. Eli, the lead character, hears voices and music (mostly George Michael's) and sees people and events that aren't there. Remember David E. Kelley's Ally McBeal? She heard and saw things that weren't there. Remember the character of Billy, Ally's old love? He suffered from a brain tumor. Remember John Cage? He loved Barry White. Put them all together and you have Eli's situation. Others have also tried the dramedy musical before Eli Stone, without much success (remember Stephen Bochco's Cop Rock?)
Eli's discovery of his brain aneurysm puts him in a quandary--how long does he have to live? He decides to re-evaluate his life. So far, so good--but the idea that the main character should re-evaluate his life and his beliefs is hardly new. Even the notion that a lawyer, a corporate lawyer (the ultimate symbol of the bad actor, and I mean that figuratively, not literally), should do so in the face of physical stress is hardly new. Think only of the film Regarding Henry.
So many of the supporting characters are cliches. The pretty girlfriend lawyer, even though she seems to be quite nice, is a standard--and she actually dumps him in an early episode when she discovers he's ill. Nasty. The flaky female first year associate is a cliche. When is Hollywood going to forego giving us a choice between capable female lawyers who cannot commit to both relationships and successful careers or idiot female lawyers, by the way? The smart-aleck but capable black female secretary (Loretta Devine, who is wasted in the role) is overdone. The Chinese acupuncturist who isn't really all that Chinese (educated at UC Berkeley and with a fake accent, solely for the cultural tourists)--overdone, and insulting. Even Eli's family is a cliche. He has a brother, who is a physician, and who indulges in his own conflicts of interests (and lies) by certifying Eli as fit for work. Oh dear.
Eli's aneurysm is the McGuffin that sends him out on his intellectual and emotional makeover. After a talk with Dr. Chin, the acupuncurist, he "discovers" that he might be a prophet, singled out to bring hope to the people by taking on the important cases, the ones that matter to the little people. During the discussion he objects that he doesn't believe in God, and Dr. Chin responds, "Sure you do--you believe in right and wrong," in other words, in the natural world, and in people, and in justice. Finally--something vaguely original. By this I mean the outing of Eli. He's a non-believer. Non-believers are not exactly thick on the ground on television these days, and haven't ever been easy to find. I think the last one was Ted Danson's Becker. Of course, the idea is that atheism ultimately is bad, since it's linked with corporate greed. This is something the writers should work on, but probably will not. Equating atheism, and corporate lawyering, and White Shoe law firms, is a cheap shot. Over and over, we get the message from these writers that only spirituality can save Eli, or indeed, anyone, from evil (read "lawyering"). One must believe in something, else one is Bad.
The scripts only get worse. As he gets religion, and discovers he's a prophet, Eli switches sides and represents the downtrodden, regardless of the fact that he's usually conflicted out of such representation. He manages--magically--to win these cases, proving, I suppose, that with right, and the right dose of goodness, on your side, you can win against the bad guys. This may be the message that the viewing audience wants to see and hear these days. It is by no means accurate, and it gives the impression that the "right thinking" lawyer who hear choirs singing but fails to understand the Model Rules does his client a big favor. Eli, whose ongoing conversion should show him the way, does nothing but lie about his health and his motives--to his supervisor, to his girlfriend, to his clients, and to himself. In this week's episode, he's being reported to the disciplinary commission, and none too soon.
I would have thought that this dreadful series would have been cancelled after the second week, but it's still on. I think it's because of the underlying message of religion and redemption. This show is not really about reclaiming the law. It's about reclaiming life. For people who need that message, Eli Stone should serve nicely. For the rest of us, it's back to Boston Legal, and maybe, Shark.
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