(open until November 15), I've invited Professor Julie Seaman of the Emory School of Law to present a selection of the haiku created by some of her constitutional law, evidence, and free speech students. I think they're a clever and talented group, and their poems have pith. I
pith.
DeShaney v. Winnebago County Dept. of Social Services
Oh poor little Josh
State said they would care for him
No prison no help
Colin Peterson
Buck v. Bell
Can Carrie have kids?
She encumbers the state's funds!
She had due process.
Josh Karr
Troxel v. Granville
Child can’t see grandma
Mom has the right to deny
the visitation
Cruzan v. Director, MO Dept of
Health
Nancy is brain-dead
Her parents grieve, with no choice
But to watch her lie
NYC Transit Auth. v. Beazer
On that methadone
TA says I can’t work here
Upheld . . . unemployed
Railway Express Agcy v. New York
It is a health risk,
To have car advertisements.
Deal with it, locals!
Rebecca Sussman
Korematsu v. United States
Refusing Orders?
Not So Fast, Korematsu.
Jail Time for You, Sir.
Tiers of scrutiny
Judiciary
defers, but not for suspect
classifications.
Craig v. Boren
So now my girlfriend
Can’t buy us three-two’s either?
Equality bites.
Mike McClain
United States v. Virginia
Stonewall is glaring
Shenandoah is playing
RAH Virginia Mil!
Rebecca Sussman
Skinner v. Oklahoma
Embezzlement: theft,
very similar but one
sterilizes you.
Moral turpitude
Cannot deprive criminals
Of life’s greatest gift
Watts v. US
Watts threatened the Chief,
But such clear hyperbole
Is protected speech.
New York v. Ferber
If porn depicts kids,
value is de minimus.
The statute survives.
Trial of Sir Walter Raleigh
Raleigh’s ghost lingers . . .
“What matter how the head lie,
So the heart be right?”
Rule 804(a)
Forgetful? Stubborn?
Sick? Privileged? Dead? Then you are...
Unavailable.
Admissions Doctrine
Wait! Statements I make
are not considered hearsay?
I’m done talking now.
Josh Karr
I will sit silent
If asked if I read today
Tacit Admission
Brad Verona
Frye Test
Frye test rests on
these Elitists assumptions.
Jurors can be smart!
Rebecca Sussman
The creativity bled over into other student
communications. One day the air
conditioning was not working in the classroom.
After class, this message (from student Chris Roth) was in my inbox:
It is so damn warm
Please turn on the A/C now
Because it is hot
Another day I received this in an email before class (from
student Ned Dutton):
I’m leaving early,
But please don’t be offended.
It’s an interview.
One day I canceled a reading assignment and received this
(from student Rebecca Sussman, whom I must say has discovered a genuine gift
for haiku):
A sigh of relief,
Gonna ignore that reading.
Hello, sweet Netflix!
Ms. Sussman also apologized for an absence this way:
The class glared at me!
Rude, loud coughing wouldn't end!
I hate bronchitis.
Leading up to the review session, student Caroline Geiser
sent this:
7 more classes
and then we have exams?!? Shit.
Jesus take the wheel.
And finally, on the final (from student Jordan Kragten):
Constitutional
law was tough, but Professor
Seaman was great. Thanks!